Bachelorette JOJO - Episode 7

Bachelorette Episode 7 recap.... 

We start off with the drama off last episode - where JOJO gave both Jamestaylor and Short Alex a rose instead of sending one of them home. Short Alex is all pissed off about it and feels like there was more of a connection for him to just get a rose without the drama. 

Date card comes and first up is ... Short Alex. 

First One on one - 

Short Alex

They start the date off road-trip style and JOJO helps him into his booster chair. They play around like they are brother and sister and I can immediately tell she is not into him. 

Back at the hotel - 

The guys have to get on a bus and it kind of looks like a tour bus of some sort. They all talk about how much fun they are having and how JOJO must not be having any fun. They even have a song about it which makes me look for a pen to stick in my eye. 

Back on the one on one - 

Still a boring ride - Short Alex even raps for JOJO - keeping in mind JOJO rhymes with everything. They finally get to the destination which is basically a ranch. They change into these Argentina rancher clothes - and pretty sure JOJO is wearing more of a runway outfit then getting her all muddy outfit. They go horse back riding and ended with a nice horse spoon session before their dinner. 

They talk about who she would meet if he gets to bring her home next week and the guy is just talking about who knows what. You can see it in her face that she is not into it. He tells her he loves her and the breaks are pumping! Red flag! She is just not into it and she sends him home in a beat up truck. He is pissed. Mostly because he needed a ladder to get in the truck. 

Second one on one -

Jordan 

They start off in a private jet to go wine tasting. They do the whole bit of stomping grapes with their feet - end up drinking their feet wine and then soak in a big tub. At dinner they litterally push the food away and just start talking about Jordans family and how he is actually not close to Aaron Rogers afterall so now I am upset because we won't get to see him on the bachelorette. He says he is falling in love - she is happy ... I am not a fan of Jordan but he is clearly a front runner according to the other guys. 

Group date - 

Jamestaylor

Colorado Chase

Robby 

Its pouring rain so they decide to kick it at a hotel room. They get junk food and this is the first time ever I have seen someone eat on a date. Jamestaylor puts like 82 french fries in his mouth to make him look disgusting and he almost vomits all over JOJO. They play all sorts of games - I am sure ABC had a ton of footage to go through on all the stupid shit they did on this date. They all have a little time one on one and all of them think they are confident to get a rose. Jamestaylor tells JOJO that Robby is eye humping all sorts of Argentina women and he gets upset ... but towards the end of the date - they are all cuddling in one bed watching the Argentina bachelor and everyone is cuddling everyone. She ends up giving Robby the rose and he is way too confident since his hair literally looks like an oceans wave. 

Second one on one - 

Luke 

They start horse back riding and apparently Luke knows how to ride horses so he is kind of giving her the ropes on how to ride a horse. They end up at a shooting range and since he is from Texas he hits every disc. JOJO's turn and the gun is bigger than she is and again, Luke is giving her the ropes on shooting. 100% Texan. 

The guys are shocked that Luke is back so early and he breaks the news that there is no cocktail party that its just the rose ceremony. So ... here we go. 

Guys who have a rose - 

Robby (can we all agree that he might be gay? not that there's anything wrong with that ... )

Guys who get a rose -

Luke 

Jordan 

Colorado Chase 

HELL YEAH!! I typed those before she announced them - in that order!! Let's just say JOJO is my soulmate.