Bachelorette Episode 6 recap ....
We start this week in Argentina .... so don't cry for it. Boys seemed pumped and there is the first date card at their door. Its Wells - and Wells admits that he has not kissed JOJO and all the guys are like, "Dude - have you seen the previews for this season?! She makes out with everyone!!"
First one on one -
Wells
They start off in an art district type situation - and I honestly have no idea what it is. They are on a stage in the dark and all of a sudden a see-through pool comes slowly down on top of them where there is a creepy chick sliding all over the place ... and .... I guess its romantic? JOJO keeps saying it is - but I just think it creepy and I would just be laughing the whole time.
They end up doing some sort of artsy thing that doesn't make a lick of sense... Wells sprinting on a treadmill, pretending to get shot ... JOJO comes at him like a statue and then falling on a big pillow ... I mean shit. Then they decide to get in the see-through pool and just slither around and JOJO wants Wells to kiss her. SO he does and you can tell its just a elementary kiss - no tongue - no Luke kind of kiss.
They end up at dinner and Wells tells her he is falling for her and feels pretty good about getting a rose. She asks him to talk about his past relationship and goes into detail about how they were actually just friends and ended it. Oh look, they are not eating. Imagine that. JOJO ends up NOT giving him a rose because he looks like a skinny Ben and that would just be weird. Intern walks into the house and takes Wells trash bag and the guys all had a sense that he was going home.
Group date
Luke
Jordan
Short Alex
Jamestaylor
Robby
The guys greet JOJO and walk around the city and end up in a soccer match with some locals. Jamestaylor realizes that he is competing with guys that look real good without their shirts. They play soccer and the show wants to remind us that Jordan is Aaron Rodgers brother which means he is athletic and can play some futbol. Not to be confused with futbol de Americana. There is a shoot out for a kiss (too bad Wells was not there!) ... and Jamestaylor snags a kiss.
They go to the mini cocktail hour(s) and Jamestaylor brings out all the guns and tells JOJO that Jordan is a meany head and was making up rules to their poker game. Weird ... I just heard the same conversation with my 10 year old nephews. JOJO asks why he didn't get a time out and Jamestaylor said because he is entitled. JOJO confronts Jordan and he said that he didn't make up the rules its just the rules and you just have to go by the rules because ... well thats the rules. Luke ended up with the rose because he is just hot.
FIRST EVER Second two on one -
The office Jim Harpers Derek
Colorado Chase
They end up doing a tango, because it takes two. Not three. See what they did there?
The instructor talks about "passion" and the way she says it has a shit load of passion. The office Jim Harpers Derek is really into it - has some serious eyes and there is a lot of passion. Colorado Chase admits he can't dance and it just seems he is just there to throw JOJO back to The office Jim Harpers Derek.
They are now at dinner - and JOJO takes The office Jim Harpers Derek to talk to first. He says he is falling for her and he is real happy about his chances on staying. He thinks he has it in the bag. She takes Colorado Chase and tells him that she has been kind of nervous that he does not feel the same way she does with him and now he is like OH SHIT because he hasn't really shown her anything. He ends up telling her that he is falling for her (a lot of guys are falling all over the place for JOJO) and he grabs the rose. Notice the steaks. The untouched fucking steaks.
Rose Ceremony
JOJO is wearing an amazing blue dress and I think to myself - I need to diet and exercise more. They all have their time with JOJO - Jamestaylor knows he is going to most likely go home so he tells her he is falling for her - another one. Short Alex tells her he is nervous and he is falling for her - but not really falling because he is so short. He is like tripping, not falling.
Guys who have a rose -
Colorado Chase
Luke
Guys who get a rose -
Robby
Jordan
And what's this?!? A twist?! Well done ABC. JOJO tells CH that she can't give the last rose out - and he takes it from her, she tells the guys that she cannot give out the final rose. But wait ... Here is CH with TWO roses!! BOOM!
Short Alex
Jamestaylor
And boom. Everyone is safe for another week of the drama. Short Alex is kind of douchey - Yes?
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